do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of you still complain about double dipping chips?
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
people who have the same name as me are competition
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
#that shirt #with those shoes
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god